Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.