Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu