Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why are women such bad drivers?

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Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.