What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.