How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.