How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)