How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.