What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.