What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!