What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you