What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you