The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
I can sleep with a light on.
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Goes to a retail store to find another one.
To a retail store.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW