What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Happy Jokes More Happy Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW