How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.