What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.