Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!