Basketball Game Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Who do ghosts worship?

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Why do people always ask me for directions?

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Jack and the beans talk