Basketball Game Jokes

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Gramp Jokes More Gramp Jokes

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!