Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Woody Harrelson Jokes More Woody Harrelson Jokes

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Red Sea Jokes More Red Sea Jokes

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.