Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.