Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Qs Jokes More Qs Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Talibanter Jokes More Talibanter Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!