Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Discovery Jokes More Discovery Jokes

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it