What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.