What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.