What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.