What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.