How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.