How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.