Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

Conditioner Jokes More Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.