Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Levon.

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A snapping turtle!

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A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Shooting the breeze.

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It is a breeze