Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!