Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.