Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.