Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Mint Conditioner Jokes More Mint Conditioner Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !