How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.