Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS