What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.