How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming