How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming