Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"