What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.