What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.