Blind Girl Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.