She couldn't see that well.
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As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
A. Reading the waffle iron
She said she didn't see him coming
Hodor! Hodor!"
A man who tries to be everything but himself
Fawaffle!
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.
To burn some calories.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Cancer.
I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
It's not my fault.
That was your fault!!!
