She couldn't see that well.
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As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming
A. Reading the waffle iron
She said she didn't see him coming
You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
A virgin
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Because he tried to blow up a bus.
Cancer.
Americans put it everywhere!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
The one with the smaller mu.
Edifice Rex
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Your Bike
She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.