How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

Gimme a slug of whiskey.