Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself