Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!