What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution