What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.