Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour