How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !