How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.