What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them