What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....