What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball