What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.