What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"