What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway