Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.