Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.