Hare Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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It was two tired.

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How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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About 6 hours.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.