How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.