How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.