How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...