Prom
Prom night.
With a John Deere letter.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
Quarter pounder.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Because everything is a steal.
Friday.
He parks his car, man.
He gets toad.
None of your business.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
So that Minnesota does not get jealous.
They go Bar Hopping!...