Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception