Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.