How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)