How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"