How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless