Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever