Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Saturday Night Fever Jokes More Saturday Night Fever Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.