What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers