What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers