How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan