What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.