Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.