What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!