What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.