What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!