He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
She was A minor.
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Fridays.
A knucklehead.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
They keep slipping off.
Slip and slide around.
