What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.