What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.